In case you forgot….

Well, in case you somehow forgot about the new edition of sports illustrated swimsuit edition coming out soon, I brought you a few photos to warm you up for the upcoming event.  This year sports illustrated decided to show more nipple than usual, not surprising, but a little exciting to say the least.  Even more exciting than Kate Upton bouncing up and down (parts of her) in zero G.  Look it up if you haven’t already, it will give you an even greater appreciation for….well…..bouncy things.  With that being said, let’s just move to some pictures.

Here is number one.  A scantily clad woman made of delicious caramel colored skin posing in the waves intermingling with sand.  Now, I don’t know about you but if Waldo were a nipple in this picture the game (where’s Waldo?) would go pretty fast.  With that being said I cannot deny that this young lady has a set of seductive eyes and round, firm breasts even while she is laying down!  Just imagine them when she stands up.

I feel like there isn’t a-ss lot to talk about in this picture…Yeah I snickered when I said that.  So what?

Once again a right nipple is making a surprise appearance…but other than that not much going on.

Somehow SI didn’t think Kate Upton was enough of the formula (big boobs plus blonde) for their magazine.  So they added this girl who just happens to be stroking a long, hard, and thick piece of rope while looking at us like she wants the…Defense. Seriously though, do you see that side boob?  Bigger than that mountain.

One word…Blurred Lines.  Damn it, two words.  Still, the blurred lines lady who appeared topless seems to have charm.  I am not sure why I am looking at pictures of her in a bikini when I can look at pictures of her topless.  Still not sure, but it hasn’t stopped me from looking so where is the harm in it?

Blonde, boobs, ass, and a main mast in that sail boat that strongly resembles a shaft….of wood.  This model happens to be lying in a pose that is just begging for some sexual fun, and I think this time it is on purpose.  But enough chit chat, one more picture to go!

Irina Shayk lying in the sand saying “fuck me”.  Is it just me or are those exact words etched into the sand?  If you seriously just looked down trying to find that instead of focusing on the beautiful women (Irina) in the picture I pity you.

Let’s not forget about the good times

I am sure many of you are aware of the upcoming release of the sports illustrated magazine swimsuit edition this year.  Although it is something I get very excited about I feel we tend to forget about the previous years and how amazing they were.  With that thought in mind I’d like to show you just a few pictures that really caught my eye last year.  While they may not be the best (just trust me I did this all on memory alone) they will certainly be exciting.

This little sex nymph is a lady by the name of Hannah Davis.  Now I don’t know about you but that ass just drives me wild!  To top it all off (you’ll get that pun in a second) is that bikini top filled to bursting with beautiful breasts.  What I wouldn’t give to squeeze them!  (Anything except my manhood).

Does this picture really need explaining?  No, not really. But just to be sure let’s do a quick summary.  Beach, wet hair, wet half-shirt. underboob, boobs,Hannah Davis, bikini, seductive eyes.  I think that about wraps it up?  If I left anything out I’m sure you won’t notice.

The page will not let me resize this amazing picture!  Just right click and view image, it will make everything better.  Now, back to point.  I’m not sure what makes Hannah Davis so mesmerizing, but I’m pretty sure it has to do with that body.  The elegant curves and voluptuous breasts make me wither like an old man without Viagra.  Didn’t like that simile?  Sorry, it just popped to mind.  Now, back to….

I can’t imagine how much “fun” it would be to run my hand along her side and past that ass!  But, I know we will all be imagining things so I will leave you too it!